00:00:01:03 00:00:03:14 LAURIE: ...find some tissues in the drawer, there.਀　　㨀　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㘀 䜀漀漀搀 攀瘀攀渀椀渀最 愀渀搀 眀攀氀挀漀洀攀 琀漀 愀渀漀琀栀攀爀 瀀愀挀欀攀搀
half-hour of misery and abject desperation,਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㠀 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀　㔀 愀 挀愀琀愀氀漀最甀攀 漀昀 挀礀渀椀挀椀猀洀 愀渀搀 攀洀瀀琀椀渀攀猀猀Ⰰ
00:00:13:07 00:00:16:07 and a whole ottoman full of vapid excuses.਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㔀 ⴀ䴀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀 眀漀甀氀搀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 愀搀搀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最⸀
-Ta.਀　　㨀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㜀 　　㨀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㠀 夀攀猀⸀ 䤀✀搀 樀甀猀琀 氀椀欀攀 琀漀 猀愀礀 愀 戀椀最 栀椀 琀漀 栀椀猀琀漀爀椀愀渀猀
of the future, who may be looking at this show਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㐀 愀猀 瀀愀爀琀 漀昀 愀 栀椀最栀攀爀ⴀ攀搀甀挀愀琀椀漀渀 挀漀甀爀猀攀
in the year 201 0 entitled,਀　　㨀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　　㨀㈀㤀㨀　㠀 ✀✀䈀爀椀琀愀椀渀㨀 䨀甀猀琀 圀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 䈀氀漀漀搀礀 䠀攀氀氀 圀攀渀琀 圀爀漀渀最㼀✀✀
00:00:29:10 00:00:32:15 That's probably enough wandering਀愀渀搀 琀愀氀欀椀渀最 琀漀 琀栀攀 挀愀洀攀爀愀 昀漀爀 渀漀眀⸀
00:00:32:17 00:00:37:03 In the words of the Emperor Hadrian,਀✀✀䰀攀琀✀猀 攀砀瀀漀猀攀 猀漀洀攀 氀椀最栀琀ⴀ猀攀渀猀椀琀椀瘀攀 洀愀最渀攀琀椀挀 琀愀瀀攀Ⰰ
00:00:37:05 00:00:38:10 ''and let's do it now.''਀　　㨀　　㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　　㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㐀 ⴀ䴀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀⸀
-My colleague.਀　　㨀　　㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　　㨀㐀　㨀㈀㌀ 䄀昀琀攀爀 洀攀⸀
00:00:43:10 00:00:45:03 (SINGING)਀　　㨀　　㨀㐀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　　㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 䘀刀夀㨀 ⠀圀䠀䤀匀倀䔀刀䤀一䜀⤀ 䈀攀琀眀攀攀渀 搀攀猀椀爀攀 愀渀搀 爀攀愀氀椀琀礀⸀
00:00:49:24 00:00:51:00 LAURIE: A bit.਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　　㨀㔀㐀㨀　㘀 䘀刀夀㨀 䈀攀琀眀攀攀渀 昀愀挀琀 愀渀搀 戀爀攀愀欀昀愀猀琀Ⰰ
00:00:55:00 00:00:58:24 madness lies, lies, lies...਀　　㨀　　㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㄀㨀　　㨀㈀㌀ 䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䄀 戀椀琀⸀
00:01:01:06 00:01:04:09 FRY: I hate you, I hate you and yet...਀　　㨀　㄀㨀　㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀　㘀㨀　㄀ 䤀 栀愀琀攀 礀漀甀⸀⸀⸀
00:01:06:03 00:01:07:03 (FRY SOBBING)਀　　㨀　㄀㨀　㜀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㜀 䄀猀 氀漀瘀攀Ⰰ 爀愀最攀 愀渀搀 愀挀栀攀猀 漀昀 琀栀攀 攀愀爀⸀
00:01:16:21 00:01:20:04 Pretension by Fry and Laurie.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㜀 吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀ 吀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀 瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀⸀
00:01:32:16 00:01:35:13 Stephen, here we are again.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㘀 䠀甀最栀Ⰰ 琀漀 洀礀 欀渀漀眀氀攀搀最攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 漀渀氀礀 琀栀爀攀攀 琀椀洀攀猀
in your life spoken a truer word than that.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㌀ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 漀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀 䤀 挀愀渀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀
the first two occasions, that goes without saying,਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㐀 戀甀琀 眀栀愀琀 眀愀猀 琀栀攀 琀栀椀爀搀 琀椀洀攀㼀
00:01:44:16 00:01:46:14 Well, you said,਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㜀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 䈀䈀䌀✀猀 洀漀琀漀爀椀渀最 瀀爀漀最爀愀洀洀攀 吀漀瀀 䜀攀愀爀
had become ''irritatingly facetious''.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㌀ 䄀栀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀ 夀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀 爀攀洀攀洀戀攀爀 椀琀 眀攀氀氀⸀
Paris, a crisp November morning.਀　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㄀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㔀 夀漀甀 眀漀爀攀 最爀攀礀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 䜀攀爀洀愀渀猀 眀漀爀攀 戀氀攀愀挀栀攀搀 搀攀渀椀洀⸀
00:01:59:15 00:02:02:17 You said, and correct me if I'm over-sexed,਀礀漀甀 猀愀椀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:02:03:17 00:02:06:19 You said, ''Why can't they talk about਀挀愀爀猀 漀渀 吀漀瀀 䜀攀愀爀Ⰰ
00:02:06:21 00:02:09:10 -''instead of farting around, trying to be funny?''਀ⴀ✀✀吀爀礀椀渀最 琀漀 戀攀 昀甀渀渀礀⸀✀✀
00:02:09:12 00:02:13:14 -Yes.਀ⴀ䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ✀✀倀攀漀瀀氀攀 搀漀渀✀琀 爀漀愀搀ⴀ琀攀猀琀
00:02:13:16 00:02:16:13 ''Nissan Micras on comedy programmes,਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㄀ ⴀ✀✀猀漀Ⰰ 眀栀礀 搀漀 琀栀攀礀⸀⸀⸀✀✀
-The latest offering from Nissan comes਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀　 椀渀 攀椀琀栀攀爀 琀栀爀攀攀Ⰰ 漀爀 昀椀瘀攀ⴀ搀漀漀爀 栀愀琀挀栀戀愀挀欀 昀漀爀洀Ⰰ
00:02:23:12 00:02:27:16 with a choice of the 1 -litre or 1 .3-litre਀㄀ 㘀ⴀ瘀愀氀瘀攀 琀眀椀渀 挀愀洀 攀渀最椀渀攀⸀
00:02:27:18 00:02:32:00 Although the design is, overall, quite satisfactory,਀琀栀攀爀攀 愀爀攀 漀渀攀 漀爀 琀眀漀 椀爀爀椀琀愀琀椀渀最 氀椀琀琀氀攀 渀椀最最氀攀猀⸀
00:02:32:02 00:02:35:22 For example, this boot lid਀椀猀 愀眀欀眀愀爀搀 愀渀搀 焀甀椀琀攀 栀攀愀瘀礀 琀漀 氀椀昀琀⸀
00:02:35:24 00:02:38:01 Imagine trying to heave the lifeless body਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀　㨀㈀㌀ 漀昀 䬀攀渀渀攀琀栀 䈀愀欀攀爀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀愀琀
on a wet, Friday evening.਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㄀㨀　　 　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 䔀氀猀攀眀栀攀爀攀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 挀愀爀 椀猀 焀甀椀琀攀 瀀氀攀愀猀椀渀最氀礀 搀攀猀椀最渀攀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:02:42:23 00:02:46:02 Well, time now to introduce some people਀漀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 猀栀漀眀⸀
00:02:46:04 00:02:47:04 (LAURIE MUMBLING)਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㈀ 䘀椀爀猀琀 漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 最甀攀猀琀 戀漀砀
is a woman who's variously been described as਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㐀 愀 眀漀洀愀渀Ⰰ 愀 爀椀猀欀ⴀ琀愀欀攀爀Ⰰ
a deal-maker, a heart-breaker,਀　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㈀㨀㔀㠀㨀㈀㐀 愀 最爀愀瘀攀氀ⴀ爀愀欀攀爀Ⰰ 愀 戀愀欀攀爀Ⰰ 愀 昀愀欀攀爀Ⰰ
00:02:59:13 00:03:04:13 three-quarters of an acre,਀愀渀搀 愀渀 椀爀漀渀 昀椀猀琀 椀渀 愀渀 椀爀漀渀 最氀漀瘀攀Ⰰ
00:03:04:15 00:03:07:08 with iron bits sticking out from the knuckles.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀　㜀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀　 䰀愀搀椀攀猀 愀渀搀 最攀渀琀氀攀洀攀渀Ⰰ 瀀氀攀愀猀攀 最椀瘀攀 猀漀洀攀 洀甀琀攀搀
and barely polite applause for Caroline Quentin.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㄀ ⠀䄀唀䐀䤀䔀一䌀䔀 䄀倀倀䰀䄀唀䐀䤀一䜀⤀
00:03:23:22 00:03:27:22 Although the controls are quite well laid out,਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㔀 琀栀攀礀 愀爀攀 漀昀琀攀渀 焀甀椀琀攀 搀椀昀昀椀挀甀氀琀
to read while driving at night,਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㄀ 愀猀 椀猀 䄀 匀甀椀琀愀戀氀攀 䈀漀礀Ⰰ 戀礀 嘀椀欀爀愀洀 匀攀琀栀⸀
00:03:37:01 00:03:40:05 Caroline, it's tremendous to have you here.਀䠀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 挀漀洀攀 昀愀爀㼀
00:03:40:07 00:03:42:03 Well, no. I was just over there.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㈀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 伀栀⸀ 伀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 渀漀琀 琀漀漀 戀愀搀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ
'cause you used to live in Cairo, didn't you?਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㐀 ⴀ一漀⸀
-No. I see.਀　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㌀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㄀ 䤀琀 眀愀猀 愀 戀椀琀 漀昀 愀 眀椀氀搀 最甀攀猀猀Ⰰ 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀⸀
00:03:49:23 00:03:52:08 Mind you, it would've been creepy਀椀昀 䤀✀搀 戀攀攀渀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 眀漀甀氀搀渀✀琀 椀琀㼀
00:03:52:10 00:03:53:14 -Yes.਀ⴀ䄀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 漀欀愀礀⸀
00:03:53:16 00:03:57:02 Well, why don't you take the weight off your feet਀愀渀搀 琀爀愀渀猀昀攀爀 椀琀 漀渀琀漀 礀漀甀爀 戀甀琀琀漀挀欀猀Ⰰ
00:03:57:04 00:04:01:18 while I introduce a man਀眀栀漀✀猀 瘀愀爀椀漀甀猀氀礀 戀攀攀渀 琀椀瀀瀀攀搀
00:04:02:00 00:04:04:21 for the post of Minister of the Interior਀椀渀 琀栀攀 刀攀瀀甀戀氀椀挀 漀昀 䌀栀椀氀攀
00:04:04:23 00:04:06:22 until that unfortunate business਀漀昀 琀栀攀 漀甀琀ⴀ漀昀ⴀ搀愀琀攀
00:04:06:24 00:04:10:13 weekend-away saver daybreak ticket਀昀爀漀洀 倀愀搀搀椀渀最琀漀渀 琀漀 刀攀愀搀椀渀最⸀
00:04:10:15 00:04:14:15 Ladies and gentlemen, would you please move਀礀漀甀爀 栀愀渀搀猀 爀攀瀀攀愀琀攀搀氀礀 琀漀眀愀爀搀猀 攀愀挀栀 漀琀栀攀爀Ⰰ
00:04:14:17 00:04:18:25 until they make contact, releasing energy਀椀渀 琀栀攀 昀漀爀洀 漀昀 猀漀甀渀搀Ⰰ 昀漀爀 倀愀琀爀椀挀欀 䈀愀爀氀漀眀⸀
00:04:19:05 00:04:20:14 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀　 䄀渀漀琀栀攀爀 猀氀椀最栀琀氀礀 愀渀渀漀礀椀渀最 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀
is that the bonnet-release catch਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 挀愀渀 最攀琀 愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 戀椀琀 猀琀椀昀昀
if it's not regularly greased,਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㜀㨀　　 　　㨀　㐀㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㘀 愀猀 挀愀渀 䄀 匀甀椀琀愀戀氀攀 䈀漀礀Ⰰ 戀礀 嘀椀欀爀愀洀 匀攀琀栀⸀
00:04:40:10 00:04:41:17 It's right here...਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀　㐀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㌀ 倀愀琀爀椀挀欀⸀ 䄀 最爀攀愀琀 瀀氀攀愀猀甀爀攀 琀漀 栀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 栀攀爀攀⸀
00:04:44:00 00:04:47:09 -Well, Stephen, it's terrific to be here.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀✀猀 渀漀 渀攀攀搀 琀漀 氀椀攀⸀
00:04:47:11 00:04:50:08 -No. No, I wasn't. I was just...਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀爀攀✀猀 渀漀 渀攀攀搀 琀漀 最漀 愀爀漀甀渀搀 猀渀攀攀爀椀渀最Ⰰ
00:04:50:10 00:04:53:02 -and telling snide, creepy little lies!਀ⴀ⠀匀吀䄀䴀䴀䔀刀䤀一䜀⤀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀⸀⸀⸀
00:04:53:12 00:04:54:22 -I wasn't...਀ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 猀栀甀琀 甀瀀℀
00:04:54:24 00:04:57:15 Just shut the arse up will you?਀　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㠀㨀　　 　　㨀　㐀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 夀漀甀℀ 倀漀椀渀琀猀 漀甀琀 漀昀 ㄀ 　⸀
00:04:59:13 00:05:01:21 Road-holding and economy, seven.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㌀ 倀攀爀昀漀爀洀愀渀挀攀 愀渀搀 猀琀礀氀椀渀最Ⰰ 昀椀瘀攀⸀
Overall likeability, nil.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀　㘀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀　㨀　㈀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀椀洀攀 渀漀眀 昀漀爀 愀渀 愀洀甀猀椀渀最 氀椀琀琀氀攀 椀琀攀洀
written by a colony of dragonflies਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀　㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㐀 昀爀漀洀 䐀攀瘀漀渀 椀渀 䔀砀攀琀攀爀⸀
00:05:12:03 00:05:14:20 You're a parent. You have children.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㠀 夀漀甀 眀愀渀琀 琀栀漀猀攀 挀栀椀氀搀爀攀渀 琀漀 戀攀挀漀洀攀
Premier League footballers.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀　㨀㈀㈀ 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀椀猀 椀猀 琀栀攀 瀀氀愀挀攀 昀漀爀 礀漀甀⸀
00:05:21:04 00:05:25:10 The Dave Wilson School in Ipswich,਀椀渀 琀栀攀 栀攀愀爀琀 漀昀 䰀漀渀搀漀渀✀猀 䔀愀猀琀 䔀渀搀⸀
00:05:25:12 00:05:27:20 Now, shake out, shake out.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㘀 吀栀攀 渀愀洀攀 漀昀 䐀愀瘀攀 圀椀氀猀漀渀 眀椀氀氀 戀攀 昀愀洀椀氀椀愀爀
to anyone who knows it਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 愀渀搀 琀漀 琀栀漀猀攀 眀栀漀 昀漀氀氀漀眀攀搀
the fortunes of Reading Town reserves਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㌀㘀㨀㈀㔀 搀甀爀椀渀最 琀栀攀 搀愀爀欀 搀愀礀猀 漀昀 琀栀攀 ㄀ 㤀㜀　猀⸀
00:05:37:04 00:05:41:23 Oh, yeah. They were dark.਀吀栀攀礀 眀攀爀攀⸀⸀⸀ 吀栀攀礀 眀攀爀攀 瘀攀爀礀Ⰰ 瘀攀爀礀 搀愀爀欀 搀愀礀猀⸀
00:05:43:08 00:05:45:23 I never actually thought they were dark,਀戀甀琀 渀漀眀 琀栀愀琀 礀漀甀 洀攀渀琀椀漀渀 椀琀Ⰰ
00:05:46:00 00:05:47:11 they were ever so dark.਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㐀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㔀 䘀刀夀㨀 䐀愀瘀攀 瀀氀愀礀攀搀 椀渀 愀 琀漀琀愀氀 漀昀 琀眀漀 最愀洀攀猀
for the side਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㘀 戀攀昀漀爀攀 愀 挀愀爀琀椀氀愀最攀 猀渀愀瀀瀀攀搀 椀渀 栀椀猀 栀攀愀搀⸀
00:05:54:20 00:05:56:16 (MUTTERING)਀　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㔀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㄀ 伀欀愀礀Ⰰ 渀攀砀琀 漀渀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:05:58:03 00:06:02:03 FRY: Following the accident,਀䐀愀瘀攀 琀爀椀攀搀 栀椀猀 栀愀渀搀 愀琀 洀愀渀礀 琀栀椀渀最猀⸀㬀
00:06:02:12 00:06:06:13 astrologer, night-club owner, interior designer,਀猀栀愀搀漀眀 栀漀洀攀 猀攀挀爀攀琀愀爀礀⸀
00:06:06:15 00:06:09:23 The jobs came and went,਀戀甀琀 渀漀琀栀椀渀最 猀攀攀洀攀搀 琀漀 猀琀椀挀欀⸀
00:06:10:03 00:06:15:14 Until Dave turned up one day to watch his nephew਀瀀氀愀礀椀渀最 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 猀挀栀漀漀氀 猀椀搀攀⸀
00:06:15:17 00:06:18:17 Yeah, well, I saw a chance,਀礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ 琀漀 最攀琀 椀渀瘀漀氀瘀攀搀⸀
00:06:18:23 00:06:21:08 Uh, you know, football's been good to me, I...਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㔀 䤀 猀愀眀 愀 挀栀愀渀挀攀 琀漀 瀀甀琀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最
back into the game.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㜀 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 渀漀眀⸀ 䰀椀猀琀攀渀℀
00:06:26:12 00:06:30:00 Okay, now. Football is a very simple game.਀圀栀愀琀 椀猀 椀琀㼀
00:06:30:02 00:06:31:22 -ALL: A very simple game!਀ⴀ刀椀最栀琀⸀
00:06:31:24 00:06:34:12 Now, what is the object of the game of football?਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ䄀䰀䰀㨀 吀漀 爀甀渀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 戀漀砀 愀渀搀 昀愀氀氀 漀瘀攀爀℀
-Run into the box and fall over.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㈀ 䰀攀琀✀猀 琀爀礀 琀栀愀琀 渀漀眀⸀
One at a time. Ricky, off you go.਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㈀ 圀栀愀琀 䤀✀洀 爀攀愀氀氀礀 琀爀礀椀渀最 琀漀 搀漀 栀攀爀攀
is to teach fundamental footballing skills਀　　㨀　㘀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀　㘀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㈀ 愀琀 琀栀攀 攀愀爀氀椀攀猀琀 瀀漀猀猀椀戀氀攀 愀最攀⸀
00:06:50:24 00:06:53:12 I've actually started teaching਀洀礀 攀椀最栀琀ⴀ洀漀渀琀栀ⴀ漀氀搀 猀漀渀⸀
00:06:53:14 00:06:56:17 And, I've got to say, he's a natural.਀䘀愀氀氀猀 漀瘀攀爀 氀椀欀攀 愀 搀椀愀洀漀渀搀⸀
00:06:58:14 00:07:02:12 Okay, listen. A lot of you,਀愀猀 礀漀甀 最漀Ⰰ 愀爀攀 渀漀琀 最攀琀琀椀渀最 礀漀甀爀 栀攀愀搀 戀愀挀欀⸀
00:07:02:23 00:07:04:01 Okay?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㜀㨀　㄀ 一椀挀攀 愀渀搀 氀漀漀猀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 渀攀挀欀⸀
As you get into the box, a lot of height.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀　㜀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀　㠀㨀㈀㐀 䜀漀攀猀 氀椀欀攀 琀栀椀猀Ⰰ 漀欀愀礀㼀
00:07:11:09 00:07:13:24 You roll and roll. Okay?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㤀 吀栀攀 猀愀洀攀 愀瀀瀀氀椀攀猀 昀漀爀 琀栀攀 猀琀愀琀椀挀 昀愀氀氀⸀
Right, that's when you run into the box,਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㌀ 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 昀漀爀最漀琀琀攀渀 琀漀 昀愀氀氀 漀瘀攀爀
and you're just standing there, okay.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㄀㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㔀 一椀挀攀 愀渀搀 氀漀漀猀攀 椀渀 琀栀攀 渀攀挀欀Ⰰ 愀渀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:07:26:08 00:07:29:09 Okay, then. Limping. Two lengths of the pitch. Go.਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㈀ ⠀䄀䰀䰀 䜀刀伀䄀一䤀一䜀⤀
00:07:32:15 00:07:35:08 Mr Wilson, found this in the changing room.਀圀栀愀琀 椀猀 椀琀㼀
00:07:35:10 00:07:38:10 Never you mind what that is.਀刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 氀漀琀⸀ 䌀漀洀攀 栀攀爀攀℀
00:07:42:05 00:07:43:18 Makes you sick, doesn't it?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 氀椀猀琀攀渀⸀
I'm gonna say this once, and once only, okay?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㠀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㠀 䴀愀爀琀椀渀 栀愀猀 昀漀甀渀搀 琀栀椀猀 椀渀 琀栀攀 挀栀愀渀最椀渀最 爀漀漀洀⸀
Right?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㜀 一漀眀 琀栀攀渀Ⰰ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 猀攀攀 愀渀礀 漀昀 礀漀甀
mucking around with these things, okay?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 䄀渀礀 漀渀攀 漀昀 礀漀甀 猀攀攀猀 漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀攀猀攀Ⰰ 䤀 眀愀渀琀 礀漀甀
to tell me or Mr Collins immediately. All right?਀　　㨀　㜀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀　㈀㨀　㤀 夀漀甀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 洀愀欀攀 椀琀 琀漀 琀栀攀 琀漀瀀㼀 䤀琀✀猀 琀爀愀椀渀椀渀最⸀
00:08:02:13 00:08:06:10 No one ever got on in football messing਀愀爀漀甀渀搀 眀椀琀栀 琀栀攀猀攀 琀栀椀渀最猀⸀ 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 漀昀昀 礀漀甀 最漀⸀
00:08:06:23 00:08:08:11 This makes me sad.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㐀 夀攀愀栀⸀ 夀漀甀 猀攀攀Ⰰ 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀 樀甀猀琀 搀漀渀✀琀 爀攀愀氀椀猀攀
how much training਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㄀㠀㨀　㜀 最漀攀猀 椀渀琀漀 戀攀椀渀最 愀渀 攀猀琀愀琀攀 愀最攀渀琀⸀
00:08:18:11 00:08:20:19 Uh...virtually none.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㔀 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 洀椀渀搀 最爀漀眀椀渀最 漀氀搀⸀
It does have some disadvantages, I suppose.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀　㨀　㌀ 䤀 挀愀渀✀琀 猀琀漀漀瀀 琀漀 眀攀攀搀 琀栀攀 最愀爀搀攀渀
so much as I used to be able to.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀　㨀　㔀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㌀㨀　　 䄀渀搀 渀漀爀 挀愀渀 䤀 戀攀渀搀 搀漀眀渀
to take it from my husband.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㐀 一漀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 琀栀愀琀 嘀椀爀最椀渀椀愀 䈀漀琀琀漀洀氀攀礀
is doing the best she can, you know.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㌀㠀㨀㈀㐀 䤀琀✀猀 樀甀猀琀 愀 猀栀愀洀攀 椀琀✀猀 挀爀愀瀀⸀
00:08:42:08 00:08:43:18 Good morning.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㐀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 䤀 戀攀最 礀漀甀爀 瀀愀爀搀漀渀㼀
00:08:46:22 00:08:48:04 I said good morning.਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㘀 ⠀䜀䄀匀倀䤀一䜀⤀
00:08:49:22 00:08:51:10 At last!਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㈀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀㌀ ⴀ䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀㼀
-After all these years!਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ圀栀愀琀㼀
-Welcome, comrade. Welcome!਀　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀　㠀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㐀 匀椀琀 搀漀眀渀Ⰰ 爀攀猀琀 礀漀甀爀 眀攀愀爀礀 攀氀戀漀眀猀⸀
00:08:59:16 00:09:02:20 You'll take a glass of vodka?਀䴀爀 䐀愀氀氀椀愀爀搀℀ 䴀爀 䐀愀氀氀椀愀爀搀℀
00:09:02:22 00:09:06:04 Break out the false passports਀愀渀搀 琀栀攀 爀愀戀戀椀琀ⴀ猀欀椀渀 栀愀琀猀⸀
00:09:06:06 00:09:08:02 We are going to Moscow!਀　　㨀　㤀㨀　㠀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀　㤀㨀　㤀㨀㈀㌀ 䴀漀猀挀漀眀㼀
00:09:10:00 00:09:12:25 What news? Comrade Stalin in rude health, I trust.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㠀 圀愀椀琀Ⰰ 眀愀椀琀Ⰰ 眀愀椀琀⸀ 圀愀椀琀 愀 洀椀渀甀琀攀⸀
00:09:14:14 00:09:17:24 -All I said was good morning.਀ⴀ倀爀攀挀椀猀攀氀礀⸀ 吀栀攀 挀漀搀攀⸀
00:09:18:22 00:09:21:16 -''The code''?਀ⴀ䤀琀 椀猀 渀漀眀 ㈀ 㜀 猀甀洀洀攀爀猀
00:09:21:18 00:09:24:24 since Comrade Melinsky stood਀猀氀椀最栀琀氀礀 琀漀 琀栀攀 氀攀昀琀 漀昀 眀栀攀爀攀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀 渀漀眀
00:09:25:01 00:09:29:06 and told me that, one day, a man would come਀椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 猀栀漀瀀 愀渀搀 最椀瘀攀 渀漀琀椀挀攀 漀昀 栀椀猀 愀氀氀攀最椀愀渀挀攀
00:09:29:08 00:09:32:01 with the phrase ''Good morning,''਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㠀 愀渀搀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 漀渀 栀攀愀爀椀渀最 琀栀漀猀攀 眀漀爀搀猀Ⰰ
Mr Dalliard and I were to detonate our relatives਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㜀㨀　　 愀渀搀 昀氀礀 琀漀 䐀漀瘀攀爀⸀⸀⸀
00:09:38:01 00:09:39:01 ''Fly to Dover''?਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㌀㤀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀㈀ ⸀⸀⸀眀栀攀爀攀 愀 洀愀渀 渀愀洀攀搀 匀洀椀琀栀
would see us safely onto a goods train਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㄀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㜀 搀攀氀椀瘀攀爀椀渀最 氀椀瘀攀猀琀漀挀欀 琀漀 䴀椀渀猀欀⸀
00:09:43:19 00:09:45:22 No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Wait a minute.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㐀 圀栀攀渀 䤀 猀愀椀搀Ⰰ ✀✀䜀漀漀搀 洀漀爀渀椀渀最Ⰰ✀✀ 愀氀氀 䤀 洀攀愀渀琀 眀愀猀Ⰰ
you know, good morning.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㘀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀　㨀　㠀 伀栀℀
00:09:50:10 00:09:52:12 That's all I meant.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㄀ 䄀栀⸀ 伀栀Ⰰ 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀愀琀 挀愀猀攀Ⰰ
please accept my green felt apologies.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㈀ 吀栀愀琀✀猀 愀氀氀 爀椀最栀琀⸀
I just came in here to buy a model.਀　　㨀　㤀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀　㨀　　㨀㈀　 ⴀ䄀 洀漀搀攀氀⸀ 䄀 洀漀搀攀氀⸀
-Yes. Yes.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　　㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㈀㨀㈀　 ⴀ䄀 洀漀搀攀氀㼀
-Yes.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㌀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㈀ ⴀ䄀 洀漀搀攀氀㼀
-Yes, that's right. I want to buy a model.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀　㘀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀　㨀　㤀㨀　㠀 圀椀琀栀 漀爀 眀椀琀栀漀甀琀 瀀氀愀猀琀椀挀 猀琀爀甀琀猀㼀
00:10:10:18 00:10:13:20 Um, well, I don't know.਀䤀 樀甀猀琀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀 洀愀礀戀攀 愀 洀漀搀攀氀 愀攀爀漀瀀氀愀渀攀⸀
00:10:13:22 00:10:14:22 Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㔀 䰀攀琀 洀攀 愀猀欀 愀 搀椀昀昀攀爀攀渀琀 焀甀攀猀琀椀漀渀
in the same way. Who is this aeroplane for?਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀　㨀㄀　 䤀琀✀猀 昀漀爀 洀礀 猀漀渀⸀ 䤀琀✀猀 栀椀猀 戀椀爀琀栀搀愀礀⸀
00:10:20:12 00:10:22:10 -Your son? Just your son?਀ⴀ夀攀猀⸀ 夀攀猀⸀
00:10:22:12 00:10:24:18 -Mmm-hmm. And when is this birthday of his?਀ⴀ圀攀搀渀攀猀搀愀礀⸀
00:10:24:20 00:10:27:06 Yes. That's what I said. When is the day?਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㐀 一漀⸀ 圀攀搀渀攀猀搀愀礀⸀
00:10:29:23 00:10:32:06 Are you stupid or just plain deaf?਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㌀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㜀㨀　㘀 ⴀ圀攀搀渀攀猀搀愀礀⸀
-Oh! You are genuinely stupid. I do apologise.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㌀㜀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀 礀漀甀 眀攀爀攀 樀甀猀琀 戀攀椀渀最 搀攀愀昀⸀
Mr Dalliard, command the earth to swallow me up.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㐀㨀㄀㘀 䤀 搀漀 愀瀀漀氀漀最椀猀攀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀ 䰀椀昀攀 洀甀猀琀 戀攀 栀愀爀搀 攀渀漀甀最栀
00:10:44:18 00:10:46:24 for stupid people, without tactless old bastards਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㐀㜀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀　㨀　㘀 氀椀欀攀 琀栀愀琀 氀愀搀礀 漀瘀攀爀 琀栀攀爀攀
rubbing it into your face with salt, widely.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀　㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㈀㨀　㤀 䴀爀 䐀愀氀氀椀愀爀搀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 最漀渀攀 瀀攀挀甀氀椀愀爀 渀漀眀⸀
00:10:54:17 00:10:57:03 So, in plain-flavoured English.਀　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㜀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀　㨀㔀㤀㨀㈀㌀ 圀栀攀渀⸀ 䤀猀⸀ 夀漀甀爀⸀
00:11:00:12 00:11:02:13 Son's. Birthday.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㌀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀　㐀㨀㈀㈀ 吀栀攀 搀愀礀 愀昀琀攀爀 吀甀攀猀搀愀礀⸀
00:11:04:24 00:11:08:03 The day after... My word,਀搀漀挀琀漀爀猀 愀爀攀 猀漀 猀瀀攀挀椀昀椀挀 琀栀攀猀攀 搀愀礀猀Ⰰ 愀爀攀渀✀琀 琀栀攀礀㼀
00:11:08:05 00:11:11:05 Are you expecting this boy to be a boy or a girl?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㄀ 一漀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 洀礀 猀漀渀⸀ 䠀攀✀猀 渀椀渀攀⸀
This is going to be his 1 0th birthday.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㐀 䠀椀猀 ㄀ 　琀栀㼀 伀栀Ⰰ 猀椀爀Ⰰ 䤀 昀攀攀氀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 猀瀀漀椀氀椀渀最 栀椀洀⸀
00:11:19:06 00:11:20:14 I was only ever allowed one,਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀　㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㌀ 漀渀 洀礀 戀椀爀琀栀搀愀礀 甀猀甀愀氀氀礀⸀
00:11:22:05 00:11:24:12 Still, I guess that you know਀礀漀甀爀 漀眀渀 戀甀猀椀渀攀猀猀 戀攀猀琀⸀
00:11:24:14 00:11:29:00 Just don't come bleating to Mr Dalliard and me਀椀昀 琀栀椀猀 猀漀渀 漀昀 礀漀甀爀猀 琀甀爀渀猀 漀甀琀 琀漀 戀攀 漀渀攀 漀昀 琀栀漀猀攀
00:11:29:02 00:11:31:10 drug jockeys਀眀攀✀爀攀 愀氀眀愀礀猀 爀攀愀搀椀渀最 愀戀漀甀琀 漀渀 琀攀氀攀瘀椀猀椀漀渀⸀
00:11:31:12 00:11:32:19 Um, a glass of water?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㐀 ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀
-A cup of water?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㐀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㠀 ⴀ一漀⸀
-A plate of water, then?਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㈀ 一漀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀ 䤀 樀甀猀琀 眀愀渀琀 愀 洀漀搀攀氀 愀攀爀漀瀀氀愀渀攀⸀
00:11:38:08 00:11:40:12 -A model aeroplane of water?਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 渀漀⸀
00:11:41:06 00:11:43:13 Forget the... I don't want any water.਀䘀漀爀最攀琀 琀栀攀 眀愀琀攀爀⸀
00:11:43:15 00:11:44:24 I just want to buy a model aeroplane.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㐀 䤀 琀栀漀甀最栀琀Ⰰ 瀀攀爀栀愀瀀猀Ⰰ
the Messerschmitt 1 09E in the window.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㘀 ⴀ吀栀攀 䴀攀猀猀攀爀猀挀栀洀椀琀琀 ㄀ 　㤀䔀 椀渀 琀栀攀 眀椀渀搀漀眀㼀
-That's right.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㐀㤀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㄀ 䘀椀稀稀礀 漀爀 猀琀椀氀氀㼀
00:11:51:16 00:11:53:07 -What?਀ⴀ䄀栀⸀
00:11:53:09 00:11:55:18 That doesn't count. I had my hand on my head.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㈀ 䨀甀猀琀 椀最渀漀爀攀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最 䤀 猀愀礀
when my hand is on my head.਀　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㠀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㄀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㠀 刀椀最栀琀⸀
00:11:59:10 00:12:01:08 -So, the Messerschmitt 1 09E.਀ⴀ夀攀猀⸀
00:12:01:10 00:12:03:19 -And I suppose some glue.਀ⴀ匀漀洀攀 最氀甀攀㼀
00:12:03:23 00:12:06:07 Then your son is already a drug jockey.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㘀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀　㤀㨀　　 䴀爀 䐀愀氀氀椀愀爀搀 愀渀搀 䤀 眀愀爀渀攀搀 礀漀甀 漀渀 戀攀渀搀攀搀 氀攀最猀⸀
00:12:09:02 00:12:11:13 But would you listen? No. Now look at you.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㔀 䠀攀礀Ⰰ 栀漀⸀
00:12:13:20 00:12:14:22 What's this?਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㐀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㤀 䄀 䴀攀猀猀攀爀猀挀栀洀椀琀琀 ㄀ 　㤀䔀 愀渀搀 愀 昀椀砀
for that degenerate junkie son of yours.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㈀　㨀㈀　 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 愀氀爀攀愀搀礀 搀漀渀攀⸀
00:12:20:22 00:12:22:14 -So?਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 洀漀搀攀氀✀猀 爀攀愀搀礀ⴀ愀猀猀攀洀戀氀攀搀⸀
00:12:22:16 00:12:25:23 Well, you can't expect us਀琀漀 搀漀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀欀 漀甀爀猀攀氀瘀攀猀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀
00:12:26:00 00:12:28:25 The whole joy of modelling lies਀椀渀 挀愀爀攀昀甀氀氀礀 猀挀爀愀瀀椀渀最 漀昀昀 琀栀攀 瀀愀椀渀琀Ⰰ
00:12:29:02 00:12:32:17 soaking off the transfers,਀琀愀欀椀渀最 琀栀攀 瀀氀愀渀攀 愀瀀愀爀琀Ⰰ 瀀椀攀挀攀 戀礀 瀀椀攀挀攀Ⰰ
00:12:32:19 00:12:36:15 putting each piece into a small polythene bag,਀眀栀椀挀栀 椀猀 琀栀攀渀 猀攀愀氀攀搀 愀渀搀 瀀氀愀挀攀搀 椀渀猀椀搀攀 琀栀攀 戀漀砀⸀
00:12:36:17 00:12:38:14 An achievement, something to be proud of.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㔀 刀愀爀攀 眀漀爀搀猀Ⰰ 椀渀搀攀攀搀Ⰰ 椀渀 琀栀攀猀攀 搀愀礀猀
of supersonic hedgehog brothers਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀　 愀渀搀 爀攀愀搀礀ⴀ猀氀椀挀攀搀 最漀氀昀 猀栀漀琀猀⸀
00:12:44:07 00:12:46:16 That's it. Just forget it, forget it.਀䤀✀氀氀 琀爀礀 猀漀洀攀眀栀攀爀攀 攀氀猀攀⸀
00:12:46:18 00:12:50:04 Mr Dalliard has a gun trained on you through਀琀栀攀 挀甀爀琀愀椀渀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀ 䄀琀 愀 猀椀渀最氀攀 眀漀爀搀 昀爀漀洀 洀攀Ⰰ
00:12:50:06 00:12:51:18 he will blow your head clean off਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 眀椀琀栀 愀猀 洀甀挀栀 洀攀爀挀礀 愀猀 椀昀 礀漀甀 眀攀爀攀
a helpless seal pup called Arnold.਀　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㈀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㈀ 圀栀愀琀㼀
00:13:00:02 00:13:03:15 I'm so sorry we couldn't help you, sir.਀圀攀 搀漀 琀爀礀 琀漀 愀挀挀漀洀洀漀搀愀琀攀 漀甀爀 挀甀猀琀漀洀攀爀猀Ⰰ
00:13:03:17 00:13:06:15 but not being a hotel,਀眀攀 昀椀渀搀 椀琀 愀氀洀漀猀琀 椀洀瀀漀猀猀椀戀氀攀⸀
00:13:08:01 00:13:11:06 Right. Well, all I can say is਀琀栀椀猀 栀愀猀 渀漀琀 戀攀攀渀 愀 瘀攀爀礀 最漀漀搀 洀漀爀渀椀渀最⸀
00:13:11:08 00:13:13:24 ''Good morning''? Mr Dalliard! Mr Dalliard!਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㈀ 圀攀✀瘀攀 戀攀攀渀 愀挀琀椀瘀愀琀攀搀 愀昀琀攀爀 愀氀氀 琀栀攀猀攀 礀攀愀爀猀℀
00:13:20:12 00:13:22:01 Strange man.਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㈀ 䰀愀搀椀攀猀 愀渀搀 最攀渀琀氀攀洀愀渀Ⰰ
some of you may be thinking,਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㈀ 礀漀甀 欀渀漀眀Ⰰ ✀✀䠀攀氀氀漀Ⰰ 琀栀攀礀✀瘀攀 最漀琀
these guests on the show,਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㤀 ✀✀戀甀琀 琀栀攀 最甀攀猀琀猀 搀漀渀✀琀 猀攀攀洀 琀漀 搀漀 瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀⸀✀✀
00:13:30:21 00:13:35:10 You know, ''The tall one and his slightly less tall,਀氀攀猀猀ⴀ琀愀氀攀渀琀攀搀 昀爀椀攀渀搀 猀攀攀洀 琀漀 栀愀瘀攀 栀漀最最攀搀 椀琀 愀氀氀⸀✀✀
00:13:35:12 00:13:37:11 Uh, well, that's not actually...਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㌀㤀㨀㈀　 吀栀愀琀✀猀 渀漀琀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 琀爀甀攀Ⰰ 戀攀挀愀甀猀攀 栀漀眀 洀愀渀礀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀
00:13:39:22 00:13:42:17 watching now and here in਀琀栀攀 猀琀甀搀椀漀 琀漀渀椀最栀琀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 渀漀琀椀挀攀搀
00:13:42:19 00:13:45:15 that Patrick here was in that last sketch. Anybody?਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㐀㘀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㔀 䄀渀礀戀漀搀礀 渀漀琀椀挀攀 琀栀愀琀㼀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 椀渀琀攀爀攀猀琀椀渀最
because actually Patrick, in that last sketch,਀　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㄀㌀㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㠀 瀀氀愀礀攀搀 琀栀攀 瀀愀爀琀 漀昀 洀礀 挀漀氀氀攀愀最甀攀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀 䘀爀礀⸀
00:13:55:11 00:13:58:00 Now, you see, Patrick, looking at that,਀椀琀 椀猀 愀戀猀漀氀甀琀攀氀礀 愀洀愀稀椀渀最⸀
00:13:58:02 00:13:59:17 You know, it's hard to believe਀椀琀✀猀 琀栀攀 猀愀洀攀 瀀攀爀猀漀渀⸀
00:13:59:19 00:14:01:12 Did you do a lot of work for the role?਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㘀㨀㈀㐀 伀栀Ⰰ 䤀 搀椀搀Ⰰ 礀攀愀栀Ⰰ 䤀 洀攀愀渀Ⰰ 䤀 戀愀猀椀挀愀氀氀礀 搀攀瘀漀甀爀攀搀
all the source material I could find.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㜀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀　㠀㨀　㜀 刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀⸀
00:14:08:09 00:14:11:14 I'm just thinking,਀椀渀 挀愀猀攀 眀攀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 愀渀礀 瘀椀攀眀攀爀猀 昀爀漀洀 瀀氀愀渀攀琀 䔀愀爀琀栀Ⰰ
00:14:11:16 00:14:14:00 it would be quite nice if you put਀琀栀愀琀 椀渀琀漀 愀 欀渀漀眀渀 氀愀渀最甀愀最攀⸀
00:14:14:02 00:14:15:16 ''You devoured all the...''਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㠀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 戀愀猀椀挀愀氀氀礀Ⰰ 䤀 爀攀愀搀 攀瘀攀爀礀琀栀椀渀最 䤀 挀漀甀氀搀 昀椀渀搀⸀⸀⸀
00:14:18:20 00:14:22:00 -You read a lot. Right.਀ⴀ⸀⸀⸀漀渀 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀 愀渀搀 栀椀猀 猀挀栀漀漀氀 礀攀愀爀猀Ⰰ
00:14:22:02 00:14:24:04 -his biography, his novel.਀ⴀ夀漀甀 爀攀愀搀 栀椀猀 渀漀瘀攀氀㼀
00:14:24:09 00:14:25:10 -Yeah.਀ⴀ䐀椀搀 礀漀甀 昀椀渀椀猀栀 椀琀㼀
00:14:25:12 00:14:27:09 -I didn't, actually.਀ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 䤀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 攀椀琀栀攀爀⸀
00:14:28:04 00:14:32:00 And then I started to concentrate on the walk.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㔀 䰀䄀唀刀䤀䔀㨀 䴀洀洀⸀
00:14:33:07 00:14:35:24 Although, in actual fact, you were standing still਀愀氀氀 琀栀攀 眀愀礀 琀栀爀漀甀最栀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:14:36:01 00:14:40:17 Uh, yes. Yes, I was. But you've got to be able਀琀漀 眀愀氀欀 戀攀昀漀爀攀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 猀琀愀渀搀⸀
00:14:43:04 00:14:46:11 Right, fascinating.਀圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䌀愀爀漀氀椀渀攀Ⰰ 䤀 搀漀渀✀琀 眀愀渀琀 琀漀 氀攀愀瘀攀 礀漀甀 漀甀琀⸀
00:14:46:13 00:14:48:01 I suppose some people may be thinking now,਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㄀ ✀✀䠀攀氀氀漀Ⰰ 䤀 猀甀瀀瀀漀猀攀 䌀愀爀漀氀椀渀攀
played the part of Hugh Laurie.''਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㈀ 䈀甀琀 琀栀愀琀✀猀 渀漀琀 愀挀琀甀愀氀氀礀 琀爀甀攀Ⰰ 椀猀 椀琀㼀
00:14:51:04 00:14:53:06 No, no. I played the wall behind your head.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㌀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㐀㨀㈀㐀 ⴀ刀椀最栀琀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 猀攀攀 琀栀愀琀 渀漀眀⸀
-Yeah.਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㜀 吀栀攀爀攀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀⸀ 䌀愀爀漀氀椀渀攀Ⰰ 搀椀搀 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀 琀漀 猀瀀攀渀搀
a lot of time in makeup for that? Was that a...਀　　㨀㄀㐀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㐀 ⴀ一漀Ⰰ 渀漀Ⰰ 愀戀漀甀琀 ㈀　 洀椀渀甀琀攀猀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 愀氀氀⸀⸀⸀
-Is that all?਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㐀㨀　㤀 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 愀 挀漀甀瀀氀攀 漀昀 挀漀愀琀猀 漀昀 瀀爀椀洀攀爀
and an eggshell top coat, and I was ready.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㄀ ⴀ夀攀愀栀⸀ 一漀 挀漀瘀椀渀最㼀
-We did talk about it,਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㤀 戀甀琀 䤀 搀椀搀渀✀琀 琀栀椀渀欀 洀礀 眀愀氀氀 眀漀甀氀搀 栀愀瘀攀 挀漀瘀椀渀最⸀
00:15:09:21 00:15:10:25 Yeah, right. Well...਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㄀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㐀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䌀愀爀漀氀椀渀攀Ⰰ 渀漀琀 愀 瘀攀爀礀 搀攀洀愀渀搀椀渀最 爀漀氀攀Ⰰ
I suppose, having to play the wall,਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㄀ 戀甀琀 栀攀爀攀✀猀 猀漀洀攀琀栀椀渀最 琀栀愀琀 瀀攀漀瀀氀攀
won't have noticed,਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 愀渀搀 琀栀愀琀 椀猀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 愀琀 琀栀椀猀 愀挀琀甀愀氀 洀漀洀攀渀琀Ⰰ
Caroline is actually playing me.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㠀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀⸀ 唀渀搀攀爀渀攀愀琀栀 愀氀氀 琀栀椀猀 洀愀欀攀甀瀀Ⰰ
it's actually me, Hugh Laurie, sitting right here.਀　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㈀㤀㨀　　 　　㨀㄀㔀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㜀 吀爀椀挀欀猀 漀昀 琀栀攀 琀爀愀搀攀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀ 䄀渀礀眀愀礀⸀
00:15:30:19 00:15:34:21 Now, on with the meaningless slaughter਀漀昀 洀椀最爀愀琀椀渀最 戀椀爀搀猀⸀
00:15:40:15 00:15:43:01 # Standing on a bus਀圀攀 瀀愀挀欀攀搀 猀栀漀甀氀搀攀爀 琀漀 猀栀漀甀氀搀攀爀
00:15:43:03 00:15:45:16 # With strangers in my face਀䤀 挀愀渀 昀攀攀氀 椀琀 最攀琀琀椀渀最 挀漀氀搀攀爀
00:15:45:18 00:15:47:20 # Bus doors open਀一漀戀漀搀礀 最攀琀 漀甀琀
00:15:47:22 00:15:50:12 # Look here, a little old woman਀䜀攀琀琀椀渀最 漀渀Ⰰ 䤀 猀琀愀爀琀 琀漀 猀栀漀甀琀
00:15:50:14 00:15:52:16 # Say, get up, stand up਀唀瀀 漀渀 礀漀甀爀 昀攀攀琀
00:15:52:18 00:15:54:24 # Make space for the lady਀匀漀洀攀戀漀搀礀 最椀瘀攀 愀 猀攀愀琀
00:15:55:01 00:15:57:11 # She's just standing there aching਀䠀攀爀 眀栀漀氀攀 戀漀搀礀 猀栀愀欀椀渀最
00:15:57:13 00:15:59:21 # She's starting to fall over਀吀栀椀猀 琀椀洀攀 猀栀攀 愀椀渀✀琀 昀愀欀椀渀最 椀琀
00:15:59:23 00:16:02:07 # But what? Nobody move਀䐀漀渀✀琀 栀攀愀爀 愀 眀漀爀搀 䤀 猀愀礀
00:16:02:09 00:16:04:18 # So I take a deep breath਀吀栀椀猀 琀椀洀攀 䤀 最攀琀 洀礀 眀愀礀
00:16:04:20 00:16:07:12 # Say, please, don't make me say it twice਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㌀ ⌀ ✀䌀愀甀猀攀 䤀✀氀氀 最攀琀 礀漀甀 愀猀 洀愀搀 愀猀 栀攀氀氀
Let's try to be nice਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀　㤀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀　㨀㄀㤀 ⌀ 䈀攀 渀椀挀攀
00:16:12:02 00:16:13:17 # Be nice਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㔀 ⌀ ✀䌀愀甀猀攀 䤀✀洀 愀 最漀漀搀ⴀ愀猀猀 洀漀琀栀攀爀ⴀ氀椀欀攀爀
00:16:21:21 00:16:23:25 # Get home to my bitch਀匀栀攀 戀攀攀渀 眀愀椀琀椀渀最 愀氀氀 愀氀漀渀攀
00:16:24:02 00:16:26:15 # I put water in a bowl਀䄀渀搀 䤀 最椀瘀攀 栀攀爀 愀 戀漀渀攀
00:16:26:18 00:16:29:00 # Neighbours come calling਀䠀漀氀搀椀渀最 漀甀琀 愀 挀甀瀀
00:16:29:02 00:16:31:14 # So I get out the sugar਀䄀渀搀 䤀 昀椀氀氀 椀琀 爀椀最栀琀 甀瀀
00:16:31:16 00:16:32:21 # Be nice਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㌀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㐀 ⌀ 䈀攀 渀椀挀攀
00:16:35:13 00:16:38:21 # 'Cause I'm a good-ass mother-liker #਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㐀㤀㨀㈀㈀ 一漀Ⰰ 椀琀 眀愀猀 琀栀攀 搀愀洀渀攀搀攀猀琀 琀栀椀渀最⸀
00:16:49:24 00:16:53:15 I was in this hardware store਀愀戀漀甀琀 琀栀爀攀攀 眀攀攀欀猀 愀最漀Ⰰ
00:16:53:17 00:16:56:21 buying a 30-gallon drum of car wax਀昀漀爀 洀礀 搀愀甀最栀琀攀爀ⴀ椀渀ⴀ氀愀眀Ⰰ
00:16:56:24 00:16:58:11 when, suddenly, the door burst open਀　　㨀㄀㘀㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㄀㨀㈀㐀 愀渀搀 ㌀　 挀漀瀀瀀攀爀猀 挀愀洀攀 氀甀洀戀攀爀椀渀最 椀渀Ⰰ
arrested everyone.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㈀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㐀㨀㄀㈀ 吀甀爀渀攀搀 漀甀琀 琀栀攀 瀀氀愀挀攀 眀愀猀 愀 戀爀漀琀栀攀氀⸀
00:17:05:05 00:17:07:13 Well, they've closed all the brothels around us.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㜀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㤀㨀㈀㌀ 䄀氀氀 戀氀漀漀搀礀 戀椀渀最漀 栀愀氀氀猀 渀漀眀⸀
00:17:10:16 00:17:13:23 If you've got a jar of marmalade਀椀渀 愀 挀甀瀀戀漀愀爀搀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀㼀
00:17:14:00 00:17:17:08 And you take the marmalade਀漀甀琀 漀昀 琀栀攀 挀甀瀀戀漀愀爀搀Ⰰ 爀椀最栀琀㼀
00:17:17:10 00:17:19:04 You've still got the marmalade, yeah?਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㐀 䤀琀✀猀 渀漀琀 椀渀 琀栀攀 挀甀瀀戀漀愀爀搀Ⰰ
but you've got the marmalade.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㜀 夀漀甀✀瘀攀 最漀琀 琀漀 瀀甀琀 琀栀攀 洀愀爀洀愀氀愀搀攀 猀漀洀攀眀栀攀爀攀 攀氀猀攀Ⰰ
haven't you?਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㈀ 伀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀Ⰰ 椀琀 猀琀愀渀搀猀 琀漀 爀攀愀猀漀渀⸀
00:17:25:24 00:17:28:24 There's the cupboard, no marmalade,਀戀甀琀 礀漀甀✀瘀攀 猀琀椀氀氀 最漀琀 琀栀攀 洀愀爀洀愀氀愀搀攀⸀
00:17:29:01 00:17:31:03 It's the same with sex and violence on television.਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㄀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㌀ 夀攀愀栀Ⰰ 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 琀愀欀攀 猀攀砀 愀渀搀 瘀椀漀氀攀渀挀攀 漀昀昀 琀攀氀攀瘀椀猀椀漀渀Ⰰ
but where you gonna put 'em?਀　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㄀㜀㨀㌀㜀㨀　㘀 䠀洀洀㼀 吀攀氀氀 洀攀 琀栀愀琀⸀
00:17:37:18 00:17:41:08 Yes, I've had two letters read out਀漀渀 倀漀椀渀琀猀 伀昀 嘀椀攀眀 渀漀眀⸀
00:17:41:16 00:17:44:21 Rather proud of that.਀吀栀攀礀 猀愀礀 琀栀愀琀 椀昀 礀漀甀 挀愀渀 最攀琀 琀栀爀攀攀 爀攀愀搀 漀甀琀Ⰰ
00:17:44:23 00:17:48:04 you're automatically sectioned਀甀渀搀攀爀 琀栀攀 䴀攀渀琀愀氀 䠀攀愀氀琀栀 䄀挀琀⸀
00:17:50:18 00:17:54:20 Hello. If you're anything like me, then you਀瀀爀漀戀愀戀氀礀 眀愀猀栀 礀漀甀爀 栀愀椀爀 焀甀椀琀攀 漀昀琀攀渀⸀
00:17:54:22 00:17:59:07 And you probably use a shampoo.਀夀漀甀✀爀攀 瀀爀攀琀琀礀 琀愀氀氀Ⰰ 礀漀甀✀爀攀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ
00:17:59:09 00:18:01:08 and you haven't got much time for gardening.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀　㐀㨀　㔀 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀 洀愀礀 樀甀猀琀 栀愀瘀攀 琀栀攀 愀渀猀眀攀爀 昀漀爀 礀漀甀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀⸀
00:18:04:07 00:18:08:21 It came to me yesterday... Oh, tell a pointless,਀琀爀愀渀猀瀀愀爀攀渀琀 氀椀攀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 搀愀礀 戀攀昀漀爀攀 礀攀猀琀攀爀搀愀礀Ⰰ
00:18:08:23 00:18:11:25 when I was standing here,਀戀攀渀琀 漀瘀攀爀 琀栀攀 眀愀猀栀ⴀ栀愀椀爀 戀愀猀椀渀⸀
00:18:12:08 00:18:16:10 Here's a thing, I thought, that we do a couple਀漀昀 琀椀洀攀猀 愀 眀攀攀欀Ⰰ 眀栀椀挀栀 甀琀椀氀椀猀攀猀
00:18:16:12 00:18:21:00 the very same key nutrients and minerals਀琀栀愀琀 愀渀礀 最愀爀搀攀渀攀爀 眀椀氀氀 琀攀氀氀 礀漀甀 愀爀攀 攀猀猀攀渀琀椀愀氀
00:18:21:02 00:18:22:16 for healthy plants and gums.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㘀 匀漀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 挀漀洀攀 甀瀀
with this new five-minute addition਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㠀 琀漀 洀礀 栀愀椀爀 最爀漀漀洀椀渀最 愀渀搀
facial scrub programme਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㈀ 一漀眀Ⰰ 椀昀 礀漀甀✀爀攀 愀渀礀琀栀椀渀最 氀椀欀攀 洀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀✀氀氀 瀀爀漀戀愀戀氀礀
like to rinse after your second wash,਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㄀ 愀渀搀 礀漀甀✀氀氀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 昀爀椀攀渀搀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 䠀甀最栀 眀栀漀 瀀氀愀礀猀
with an Etch A Sketch in your airing cupboard.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㄀ 䠀甀最栀Ⰰ 挀漀洀攀 漀渀 漀甀琀 愀渀搀 栀攀氀瀀 洀攀 攀砀瀀氀愀椀渀
my new breakthrough in hair.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㈀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㈀ ⴀ刀椀最栀琀漀⸀
-I was just telling the viewing several there਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㜀㨀㄀㜀 琀栀愀琀 愀昀琀攀爀 琀栀攀 猀攀挀漀渀搀 眀愀猀栀Ⰰ
I like to have a thorough rinse.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㐀㜀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㔀 ⴀ一漀 栀愀爀洀 椀渀 琀栀愀琀Ⰰ 椀昀 椀琀✀猀 搀漀渀攀 猀攀渀猀椀戀氀礀⸀
-My point exactly.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀　㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㤀 一漀眀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 愀琀 琀栀椀猀 瘀攀爀礀 猀琀愀最攀
when my new development comes in.਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 䠀攀爀攀Ⰰ 椀渀 洀礀 昀爀攀猀栀氀礀ⴀ眀愀琀攀爀攀搀Ⰰ
00:18:56:14 00:18:59:12 protein-enriched hair are the ideal conditions,਀　　㨀㄀㠀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㌀㨀　㌀ 渀攀甀琀爀愀氀ⴀ戀愀氀愀渀挀攀搀 瀀䠀ⴀ愀挀琀椀瘀攀 氀椀瀀漀猀漀洀攀猀
and gentle cleansing agents,਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㌀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㔀㨀㄀㤀 昀漀爀 愀 猀洀愀氀氀Ⰰ 戀甀琀 愀琀琀爀愀挀琀椀瘀攀Ⰰ 琀漀眀渀 最愀爀搀攀渀⸀
00:19:05:22 00:19:08:02 Hugh, what have you decided to sow?਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀　㠀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㈀㨀　　 圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 䤀✀瘀攀 最漀渀攀 昀漀爀 愀 洀椀砀 漀昀 搀漀最 爀漀猀攀猀Ⰰ
begonias and clematis.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㠀 ⴀ一漀 瘀攀最攀琀愀戀氀攀猀㼀
-Well, I thought I might do one or two potatoes਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㄀ 樀甀猀琀 戀攀栀椀渀搀 琀栀攀 挀爀漀眀渀 琀栀攀爀攀⸀
00:19:15:13 00:19:18:21 -Uh-huh. So a general utility garden?਀ⴀ倀爀攀琀琀礀 洀甀挀栀Ⰰ 礀攀猀⸀
00:19:19:00 00:19:20:02 All right.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀　㨀　㘀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㈀ 一漀眀 椀琀✀猀 琀椀洀攀 昀漀爀 洀攀 琀漀 瀀甀琀 洀礀 倀椀昀挀漀 吀爀攀猀猀洀愀琀椀挀
onto its lowest setting਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㔀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㈀㜀㨀　㘀 愀渀搀 氀攀琀 渀愀琀甀爀攀 搀漀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀欀⸀
00:19:30:13 00:19:33:24 Well, let's see how it's fared, shall we?਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㔀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㄀ 伀栀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 琀栀愀琀✀猀 挀漀洀攀 漀甀琀 爀愀琀栀攀爀 眀攀氀氀⸀
00:19:38:03 00:19:39:24 Simple, cheap, effective.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀　㨀㄀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㌀㨀㄀㄀ 圀攀氀氀 搀漀渀攀Ⰰ 䠀甀最栀Ⰰ 洀礀 ✀✀栀攀愀搀✀✀ 最愀爀搀攀渀攀爀⸀
00:19:44:06 00:19:45:16 That's amusing.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㔀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㤀 伀昀 挀漀甀爀猀攀Ⰰ 礀漀甀爀 漀眀渀 栀愀椀爀ⴀ最愀爀搀攀渀
00:19:48:11 00:19:51:02 needn't be confined਀琀漀 琀栀椀猀 氀椀洀椀琀攀搀 爀愀渀最攀 漀昀 瀀氀愀渀琀猀⸀
00:19:51:04 00:19:52:22 The sky is very much the limit.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㈀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀㐀 䌀氀椀洀戀椀渀最 眀椀猀琀攀爀椀愀猀Ⰰ 愀氀瀀椀渀攀猀Ⰰ
runner beans, you name it.਀　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㄀㤀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㘀 䄀渀搀 椀昀 礀漀甀 栀愀瘀攀 搀愀渀搀爀甀昀昀 瀀爀漀戀氀攀洀猀Ⰰ
00:19:57:18 00:20:01:15 you might consider the virtues of਀愀 琀爀愀搀椀琀椀漀渀愀氀 䨀愀瀀愀渀攀猀攀 猀渀漀眀 最愀爀搀攀渀⸀
00:20:01:17 00:20:04:02 If you're like me, you'll be keen to experiment,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀　㐀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀　㨀　㜀㨀㄀㌀ 愀渀搀 礀漀甀✀氀氀 攀渀樀漀礀 眀攀愀爀椀渀最 䰀礀挀爀愀 漀渀攀ⴀ瀀椀攀挀攀猀Ⰰ
alone, in your bedroom.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀　㤀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㜀 ⴀ匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 愀爀攀 礀漀甀 搀漀椀渀最㼀
-Hugh, I'm south-facing.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㌀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㜀㨀　㠀 ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 戀愀挀欀 琀漀 琀栀攀 愀椀爀椀渀最 挀甀瀀戀漀愀爀搀 眀椀琀栀 洀攀⸀
-See you next wash day.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀　㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㤀 ⴀ䈀礀攀ⴀ戀礀攀⸀
-Bye-bye.਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㈀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㔀㨀　㌀ 䈀攀琀眀攀攀渀 椀洀愀最椀渀愀琀椀漀渀 愀渀搀 搀攀猀椀爀攀Ⰰ
00:20:35:05 00:20:37:05 between reality and ambition,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㜀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㌀㤀㨀㄀㘀 戀攀琀眀攀攀渀 眀栀愀琀 椀猀 欀渀漀眀渀 愀渀搀 眀栀愀琀 椀猀 昀攀愀爀攀搀Ⰰ
00:20:39:18 00:20:43:21 between purpose and despair,਀戀攀琀眀攀攀渀 猀攀渀猀攀 愀渀搀 猀栀椀琀攀Ⰰ
00:20:44:01 00:20:47:03 between the visible world and the inner world਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㐀㜀㨀　㜀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀㠀 琀栀愀琀 猀琀爀愀搀搀氀攀猀 琀栀攀 挀甀爀琀愀椀渀 戀攀琀眀攀攀渀 眀栀愀琀 眀攀 欀渀漀眀
and what we think we suspect,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㌀㨀㄀㈀ 栀愀渀最猀 愀 搀愀爀欀 瘀攀椀氀
00:20:53:14 00:20:56:04 that waves gently between the beckoning finger,਀　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㘀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀　㨀㔀㠀㨀㄀㔀 搀爀愀眀椀渀最 甀猀 椀渀琀漀 琀栀攀 眀漀爀氀搀 漀昀 眀栀愀琀 挀漀甀氀搀 戀攀
00:20:58:17 00:21:01:11 and what never couldn't be impossible to dread.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㄀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㌀㨀　㤀 伀爀 搀漀 琀栀攀礀㼀
00:21:03:16 00:21:06:21 Perhaps it isn't. Maybe we were only dreaming.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀　㜀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　㨀　㄀ 倀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 琀栀攀 愀渀猀眀攀爀猀 挀漀甀氀搀 戀攀 昀漀甀渀搀
in that other realm਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀　㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㈀㨀　㜀 琀栀愀琀 氀椀攀猀 戀攀琀眀攀攀渀 琀栀攀 昀漀甀渀搀爀礀 漀昀 琀栀攀 栀攀愀爀琀
00:21:12:09 00:21:14:08 and the sweating laundry room਀漀昀 琀栀攀 椀洀愀最椀渀愀琀椀漀渀Ⰰ
00:21:14:10 00:21:17:14 where the only rhythms are the smiles਀漀昀 琀栀攀 昀漀爀最漀琀琀攀渀 眀椀渀琀攀爀
00:21:17:16 00:21:22:23 and the incessant beating਀漀昀 琀栀攀 昀爀椀最栀琀攀渀攀搀 栀甀洀愀渀 琀栀椀最栀 琀栀愀琀 眀攀 挀愀氀氀 昀攀愀爀⸀
00:21:23:00 00:21:24:16 Or is it?਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㄀ 䤀✀洀 䜀攀氀氀椀愀渀琀 䜀甀琀昀爀椀最栀琀Ⰰ
and tonight's tale must give us pause.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㈀㤀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㐀 䤀琀 椀猀 挀愀氀氀攀搀 ✀✀䘀氀漀眀攀爀猀 昀漀爀 圀攀渀搀礀Ⰰ✀✀
00:21:32:16 00:21:37:07 but might it rather have been called਀✀✀夀漀甀 䠀愀瘀攀 䈀攀攀渀 圀愀爀渀攀搀✀✀㼀
00:21:37:09 00:21:39:05 No, it might not.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀㌀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㔀 䜀䔀䰀䰀䤀䄀一吀㨀 䄀渀搀爀攀眀 䈀攀挀欀攀琀琀 椀猀 漀渀 栀椀猀 眀愀礀 栀漀洀攀
from work.਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㐀㘀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㠀 䄀 渀椀挀攀 礀漀甀渀最 洀愀渀 椀猀 䄀渀搀爀攀眀 䈀攀挀欀攀琀琀Ⰰ 愀 欀椀渀搀 眀漀爀搀
for everyone, and everyone for a kind word,਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㐀㨀　㌀ 氀椀欀攀搀 戀礀 愀氀氀 眀栀漀 挀漀洀攀 椀渀琀漀 挀漀渀琀愀挀琀 眀椀琀栀 栀椀洀⸀
00:21:54:05 00:21:57:04 Another hard day's work, another quiet evening in,਀　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㄀㨀㔀㤀㨀㄀㌀ 瀀攀爀栀愀瀀猀 愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 琀攀氀攀瘀椀猀椀漀渀Ⰰ 愀 挀爀漀猀猀眀漀爀搀Ⰰ
00:21:59:15 00:22:04:14 maybe he'll finally get round਀琀漀 挀愀琀愀氀漀最甀椀渀最 琀栀漀猀攀⸀⸀⸀ 圀愀椀琀⸀
00:22:04:16 00:22:09:10 What is he thinking of? Not just another evening.਀䄀昀琀攀爀 愀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 圀攀渀搀礀✀猀 戀椀爀琀栀搀愀礀⸀
00:22:09:12 00:22:12:13 Dinner at Mario's, but first he should...਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㈀ 匀琀爀愀渀最攀Ⰰ 栀攀✀猀 渀攀瘀攀爀 渀漀琀椀挀攀搀
that flower-seller before,਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㘀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㘀 礀攀琀 栀攀 挀漀洀攀猀 栀漀洀攀 琀栀椀猀 爀漀甀琀攀 攀瘀攀爀礀搀愀礀⸀
Providential.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㠀 䜀漀漀搀 攀瘀攀渀椀渀最Ⰰ 䴀爀 䈀攀挀欀攀琀琀⸀
00:22:22:04 00:22:23:13 Well, that's extraordinary.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㤀 䠀漀眀 挀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 瀀漀猀猀椀戀氀礀 栀愀瘀攀 欀渀漀眀渀
that it was evening? You aren't wearing a watch.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㄀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㈀ 䤀 欀渀漀眀 洀漀猀琀 琀栀椀渀最猀Ⰰ 䴀爀 䈀攀挀欀攀琀琀⸀
00:22:28:24 00:22:31:22 How about buying some flowers਀昀漀爀 礀漀甀爀 眀椀昀攀✀猀 戀椀爀琀栀搀愀礀㼀
00:22:31:24 00:22:35:11 But this is uncanny. That's exactly what I want.਀䠀漀眀 挀漀甀氀搀 礀漀甀 瀀漀猀猀椀戀氀礀 栀愀瘀攀 欀渀漀眀渀㼀
00:22:35:13 00:22:39:24 How about some roses, Mr Beckett?਀䄀氀氀 琀栀攀 氀愀搀椀攀猀 氀漀瘀攀 愀 爀漀猀攀⸀
00:22:40:01 00:22:42:06 -Well, now, what are these?਀ⴀ䄀栀⸀
00:22:42:09 00:22:46:07 Don't want to bother with those, sir.਀吀栀攀礀 愀爀攀 猀瀀攀挀椀愀氀 戀氀漀漀洀猀⸀
00:22:46:09 00:22:49:15 -They're rather splendid. What are they called?਀ⴀ刀愀渀甀渀挀甀氀甀猀 瀀甀最渀愀渀猀⸀
00:22:49:18 00:22:50:21 Ranun...what?਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀　㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㘀 䌀漀洀洀漀渀氀礀 欀渀漀眀渀 愀猀
''Old Man's Wrinkles'', sir, or...਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㤀 ⠀伀䴀䤀一伀唀匀 䴀唀匀䤀䌀⤀
00:22:56:11 00:22:57:14 ...''the Fighting Buttercup''.਀　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㜀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㈀㨀㔀㤀㨀　㤀 䤀 洀甀猀琀 猀愀礀Ⰰ 琀栀攀 猀洀攀氀氀 椀猀 瘀攀爀礀⸀⸀⸀
00:22:59:11 00:23:03:06 -It didn't get that name by accident, Mr Beckett.਀ⴀ圀栀愀琀 渀愀洀攀㼀
00:23:03:12 00:23:04:24 Fighting Buttercup.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀　㔀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㈀ 吀栀攀礀 猀愀礀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 戀漀甀焀甀攀琀 漀昀 琀栀椀猀 戀氀漀漀洀
can bring out all the anger in a person.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㌀ ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 眀栀愀琀 渀漀渀猀攀渀猀攀⸀
-That's what they say, sir.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㜀 ⴀ匀甀瀀攀爀猀琀椀琀椀漀甀猀 栀漀漀攀礀⸀
-No doubt about it, sir.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㘀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㔀 ⴀ䄀爀猀攀 挀氀愀瀀⸀
-As you say, sir.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㄀㠀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㈀　㨀　㠀 刀栀椀渀漀 戀漀氀氀漀挀欀猀⸀
00:23:20:13 00:23:23:06 -How much are they?਀ⴀ䘀椀瘀攀 瀀漀甀渀搀猀Ⰰ 猀椀爀⸀ 䈀甀琀 䤀 洀甀猀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:23:30:05 00:23:31:21 Oh, get out of it.਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㌀ 䜀䔀䰀䰀䤀䄀一吀㨀 倀漀漀爀 䄀渀搀爀攀眀Ⰰ 瀀漀漀爀 圀攀渀搀礀⸀
00:23:35:05 00:23:38:15 A kind thought for a birthday਀愀渀搀 愀 猀椀洀瀀氀攀 戀甀渀挀栀 漀昀 昀氀漀眀攀爀猀⸀
00:23:38:17 00:23:43:03 But when your life is a perilous yo-yo਀攀愀琀攀渀 戀礀 搀攀猀琀椀渀礀✀猀 爀椀最栀琀 栀愀渀搀Ⰰ
00:23:43:05 00:23:45:02 when fate lights the cigarette,਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㐀㠀㨀　　 眀栀攀渀 挀栀愀渀挀攀 瀀氀愀礀猀 琀栀攀 琀爀甀洀瀀攀琀 渀漀琀 瘀攀爀礀 眀攀氀氀Ⰰ
00:23:48:02 00:23:51:06 and hazard deals the cards਀昀爀漀洀 琀栀攀 戀漀琀琀漀洀 漀昀 礀漀甀爀 愀甀渀琀⸀⸀⸀
00:23:51:08 00:23:52:13 Oh, come on!਀　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㈀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㌀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㤀 ⸀⸀⸀琀栀攀渀 礀漀甀 洀甀猀琀 攀砀瀀攀挀琀 琀栀攀 甀渀攀砀瀀攀挀琀攀搀⸀
00:23:59:01 00:24:02:13 -Andrew, what...਀ⴀ䨀攀猀甀猀Ⰰ 猀甀昀昀攀爀椀渀最 愀爀猀攀Ⰰ 琀栀椀猀 戀氀漀漀搀礀 搀漀漀爀℀
00:24:02:15 00:24:04:14 -I don't understand!਀ⴀ䐀漀渀✀琀 甀渀搀攀爀猀琀愀渀搀㼀
00:24:04:16 00:24:07:08 Don't understand what,਀礀漀甀 栀漀瀀攀氀攀猀猀 猀愀甀挀攀爀 漀昀 瀀甀猀猀㼀
00:24:07:10 00:24:10:14 It's a frig-mothering door਀愀渀搀 椀琀 欀攀攀瀀猀 最攀琀琀椀渀最 瘀漀洀椀琀椀渀最 猀琀甀挀欀℀
00:24:10:16 00:24:12:21 That's all there is to understand!਀䤀琀✀猀 渀漀琀 搀椀昀昀攀爀攀渀琀椀愀氀 挀愀氀挀甀氀甀猀℀
00:24:12:23 00:24:13:25 Andrew!਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㐀㨀　㈀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㄀㔀㨀㄀㜀 伀眀℀
00:24:16:07 00:24:20:14 Now look what you've done, you pointless tart.਀夀漀甀✀瘀攀 戀爀漀欀攀渀 琀栀攀 猀渀漀琀琀椀渀最 戀愀渀椀猀琀攀爀⸀
00:24:20:16 00:24:22:12 Andrew, what's wrong?਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㈀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㘀㨀　㌀ 䤀✀洀 最漀渀渀愀 最攀琀 愀 搀爀椀渀欀⸀
Happy birthday, you saggy old bitch.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㌀ 伀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀⸀
00:24:28:10 00:24:29:22 They're lovely਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㈀㤀㨀㈀㐀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㔀 愀渀搀 琀栀攀礀 猀洀攀氀氀⸀⸀⸀
00:24:31:17 00:24:32:24 (OMINOUS MUSIC)਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㄀ 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀㐀 ⸀⸀⸀最漀爀最攀漀甀猀⸀
00:24:35:19 00:24:39:24 Oh, come on, open,਀礀漀甀 猀挀爀漀琀甀洀ⴀ椀渀最 搀爀椀戀戀氀攀 漀昀 昀愀攀挀攀猀℀
00:24:40:07 00:24:42:06 That's better.਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㔀㨀㄀㐀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㜀㨀　㜀 䄀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀琀✀猀 洀甀挀栀 戀攀琀琀攀爀⸀
00:24:47:16 00:24:48:16 (TUTTING)਀　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㐀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㠀 䄀昀琀攀爀 愀氀氀Ⰰ 椀琀✀猀 漀渀氀礀 愀 搀漀漀爀⸀
00:24:51:18 00:24:54:17 It's not the end of the world.਀一漀琀栀椀渀最 琀漀 最攀琀 愀渀渀漀礀攀搀 愀戀漀甀琀⸀
00:24:58:00 00:24:59:10 -What the...਀ⴀ匀漀爀爀礀⸀
00:24:59:12 00:25:01:05 -''Sorry''?਀ⴀ夀攀猀⸀
00:25:01:12 00:25:05:13 Sorry I didn't hit you with a sock full of gravel,਀礀漀甀 昀氀愀戀戀礀Ⰰ 搀爀椀瘀攀氀氀椀渀最 眀愀猀琀攀 漀昀 挀氀漀琀栀攀猀⸀
00:25:05:15 00:25:07:06 -Wendy, darling.਀ⴀ✀✀圀攀渀搀礀Ⰰ 搀愀爀氀椀渀最✀✀㼀
00:25:07:08 00:25:10:09 I'll darling your arse with a rusty lawn sprinkler.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㈀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㄀ ⴀ圀栀愀琀⸀⸀⸀ 圀栀愀琀✀猀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀㼀
-''Happened''?਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㔀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㔀 一漀琀栀椀渀最✀猀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀 琀栀愀琀
a Swiss Army penknife can't sort out.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㜀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 一漀眀 眀栀礀 搀漀渀✀琀 礀漀甀 琀愀欀攀
these bottom-wipingly ugly flowers਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㔀 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㐀㨀　㘀 愀渀搀 猀琀椀挀欀 琀栀攀洀 椀渀琀漀 礀漀甀爀 氀甀渀最猀℀
00:25:25:10 00:25:28:18 The flowers! Of course. Listen, Wendy.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㈀㤀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀㄀㠀 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 䤀 欀渀漀眀 眀栀愀琀✀猀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀Ⰰ
what this is all about.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㄀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㈀㨀㈀　 夀漀甀 猀攀攀⸀⸀⸀
00:25:32:22 00:25:34:18 GELLIANT: And so, Wendy Beckett਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㌀㜀㨀㈀　 猀愀琀 愀琀 栀攀爀 栀甀猀戀愀渀搀✀猀 欀渀攀攀猀 愀渀搀 氀椀猀琀攀渀攀搀 琀漀 愀 猀琀漀爀礀Ⰰ
00:25:37:24 00:25:43:04 a fantastic story, a tale that danced਀愀氀漀渀最 琀栀攀 挀爀甀洀戀氀椀渀最 戀爀椀洀 漀昀 挀爀攀搀椀戀椀氀椀琀礀Ⰰ
00:25:43:06 00:25:45:01 yet never once lost its footing.਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㔀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㐀㠀㨀　　 䄀 琀愀氀攀 漀昀 眀愀氀欀椀渀最 栀漀洀攀Ⰰ 愀渀搀 瀀愀瘀攀洀攀渀琀猀Ⰰ
00:25:48:02 00:25:50:23 and forgettings of birthdays, and rememberings,਀　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㄀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㔀㨀㔀㈀㨀㈀㈀ 愀渀搀 眀愀渀琀椀渀最猀 琀漀 戀甀礀 昀氀漀眀攀爀椀渀最猀Ⰰ
00:25:52:24 00:25:56:22 and discoverings of a flower stalling਀樀甀猀琀 愀琀 琀栀攀 爀椀最栀琀 洀漀洀攀渀琀椀渀最猀⸀
00:25:56:24 00:26:02:19 And when he had finished, Andrew Beckett਀琀漀漀欀 栀椀猀 眀椀昀攀✀猀 昀愀挀攀 椀渀 栀椀猀 氀漀瘀攀氀礀Ⰰ 礀漀甀渀最 栀愀渀搀猀⸀⸀⸀
00:26:03:05 00:26:06:05 Now, Wendy, do you see?਀䐀漀 礀漀甀 甀渀搀攀爀猀琀愀渀搀 眀栀愀琀✀猀 栀愀瀀瀀攀渀攀搀㼀
00:26:06:07 00:26:11:05 -Oh, Andrew, I feel such a fool.਀ⴀ圀攀氀氀Ⰰ 圀攀渀搀礀Ⰰ 䤀 琀栀椀渀欀 眀攀✀瘀攀 戀漀琀栀 戀攀攀渀 愀 氀椀琀琀氀攀 洀愀搀⸀
00:26:11:07 00:26:14:11 But what matters now is the future. It's us.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㘀㨀㈀㌀ ⴀ伀栀Ⰰ 䄀渀搀礀⸀
-Oh, Wendy.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㤀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㈀㨀　㤀 䄀 栀愀瀀瀀礀 攀渀搀椀渀最Ⰰ 礀漀甀 洀愀礀 琀栀椀渀欀Ⰰ
00:26:22:13 00:26:25:16 loose ends tied up, the books balanced.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㔀㨀㄀㠀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㔀 䄀渀搀 礀攀琀⸀⸀⸀ 䄀渀搀 礀攀琀⸀
00:26:28:07 00:26:32:03 What of our friend, the blind flower-seller?਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㈀㨀㄀㘀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㜀 䘀䰀伀圀䔀刀ⴀ匀䔀䰀䰀䔀刀㨀 伀氀搀 䴀愀渀✀猀 圀爀椀渀欀氀攀Ⰰ 洀愀搀愀洀Ⰰ
00:26:35:09 00:26:38:07 or the Fighting Buttercup.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㌀㠀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㄀㨀㄀㜀 吀栀攀礀 猀愀礀 琀栀愀琀 琀栀攀 戀漀甀焀甀攀琀 漀昀 琀栀椀猀 戀氀漀漀洀
00:26:41:21 00:26:44:18 brings out all the anger in a person.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀　 ⴀ刀攀愀氀氀礀㼀
-And when they've done that for a bit,਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㐀㠀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀　㨀　㘀 琀栀攀礀 攀砀瀀氀漀搀攀⸀
00:26:50:08 00:26:51:08 (EXPLOSION)਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㈀ 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㔀㨀㄀㈀ ⴀ䠀漀眀 洀甀挀栀㼀
-To you, madam, nothing.਀　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㔀㨀㈀　 　　㨀㈀㘀㨀㔀㜀㨀㈀㈀ 伀漀栀Ⰰ 琀栀愀渀欀 礀漀甀 瘀攀爀礀 洀甀挀栀⸀
00:27:01:00 00:27:04:02 (ECHOING CACKLE)਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀　㨀　㔀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㄀㨀㄀㌀ 䜀漀漀搀 渀椀最栀琀Ⰰ
00:27:11:15 00:27:12:22 if you can.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㄀㤀㨀　㄀ ⠀䰀伀唀一䜀䔀 䴀唀匀䤀䌀 倀䰀䄀夀䤀一䜀 伀一 倀䤀䄀一伀⤀
00:27:24:21 00:27:28:04 Well, we come now to that part of the show਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㠀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㐀 眀栀攀爀攀 䤀 猀愀礀Ⰰ
''Well, we come now to that part of the show''.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㌀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㌀㔀㨀㄀㈀ 伀栀Ⰰ 最攀琀 漀渀 眀椀琀栀 椀琀⸀
00:27:46:23 00:27:48:07 Have you chosen your cocktail, Caroline?਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㐀㠀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀　㜀 夀攀猀Ⰰ 䤀✀氀氀 栀愀瘀攀 䄀 儀甀椀挀欀 伀渀攀 圀椀琀栀 夀漀甀Ⰰ
Stephen, please.਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㄀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㄀ 䄀 儀甀椀挀欀 伀渀攀 圀椀琀栀 夀漀甀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀Ⰰ 椀琀 眀椀氀氀 戀攀⸀
For you, Patrick?਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㐀㨀㄀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㘀㨀　㐀 䌀漀甀氀搀 䤀 樀甀猀琀 栀愀瘀攀 愀 最氀愀猀猀 漀昀 眀愀琀攀爀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀㼀
00:27:56:06 00:27:57:06 (GONG SOUNDING)਀　　㨀㈀㜀㨀㔀㜀㨀　㠀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㄀㨀　㄀ 伀栀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 猀漀爀爀礀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 愀昀爀愀椀搀 琀栀攀 愀渀猀眀攀爀 椀猀Ⰰ
''No, you can't.'' I do apologise.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㄀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀　㌀㨀　㔀 夀漀甀 挀愀渀 栀愀瘀攀 䄀 儀甀椀挀欀 伀渀攀 圀椀琀栀 夀漀甀Ⰰ 匀琀攀瀀栀攀渀⸀
00:28:03:07 00:28:06:13 A Quick One With You, Stephen.਀一漀眀 礀漀甀 洀愀礀 戀攀 洀愀欀椀渀最 琀栀椀猀 愀琀 栀漀洀攀Ⰰ
00:28:06:15 00:28:09:23 in which case, what you'll need is਀愀 洀攀愀猀甀爀攀 漀昀 最椀渀Ⰰ
00:28:10:13 00:28:12:08 two measures of gin,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㌀㨀　㌀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㐀㨀㄀㐀 漀渀攀 漀昀 最椀渀Ⰰ
00:28:15:08 00:28:16:24 a measure of gin,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㄀㜀㨀㄀　 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㄀㨀㄀㜀 愀渀 椀琀攀洀 漀昀 挀氀漀琀栀椀渀最 眀漀爀渀 戀礀 愀渀礀 洀攀洀戀攀爀
of the cast of Two Point Four Children.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㈀㨀　　 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㘀㨀㄀㘀 䤀渀 琀栀椀猀 挀愀猀攀Ⰰ 䤀✀洀 甀猀椀渀最 愀 瀀愀椀爀 漀昀 䜀愀爀礀 伀氀猀攀渀✀猀
Fruit of the Loom Y-pants਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㈀㜀㨀㈀㌀ 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㌀　㨀㄀㌀ 愀渀搀 愀 洀攀愀猀甀爀攀 漀昀 最椀渀⸀
00:28:31:24 00:28:34:18 And now, into the cocktail shaker of my mouth,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㌀㔀㨀　㤀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㌀㠀㨀　㌀ 䤀 琀栀爀漀眀 琀栀攀猀攀 猀椀砀 洀愀最渀椀昀椀挀攀渀琀 眀漀爀搀猀Ⰰ
00:28:38:18 00:28:42:16 you, please, Music, Mr, will, play.਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㌀㨀　㐀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㐀㨀㈀㔀 䤀 最椀瘀攀 愀 戀爀椀攀昀 猀栀愀欀攀
00:28:46:11 00:28:48:24 and I pour out this golden phrase,਀　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㐀㤀㨀　㘀 　　㨀㈀㠀㨀㔀㄀㨀㈀㐀 ✀✀倀氀攀愀猀攀Ⰰ 䴀爀 䴀甀猀椀挀Ⰰ 眀椀氀氀 礀漀甀 瀀氀愀礀㼀✀✀
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